![]() So the parent company of Oreos, Mondelez International, set out weeks ago to construct a safeguard sanctuary following an Oct. There is a 0.41 percent possibility of it entering the planet’s atmosphere, at which point it would supposedly disintegrate harmlessly – but, then again, countless millions are saying Trump’s going to be reelected no matter how bad the polls by those “numbers experts” get. ![]() Image courtesy of Mondelez International.Actual scientists (the types who believe in things like climate change and wearing masks, so take it with what inherent bias you will) say a chunk of space rock known as Asteroid 2018 VP1 is scheduled to graze Earth on Nov. The new Oreo doomsday vault opened Friday at 78☀8’58.1″N, 16☀1’59.7″E, “down the road from the seed vault.” If you don’t see it in this last weekend of sunlight before the dark season maybe you’re just on a sugar high. However, it seems the caring corporate makers Oreos are riding to the rescue just in time, claiming in a YouTube video posted Friday they have built a new vault just for the chocolate sandwich cookies “down the road from the seed vault.” It’s not merely that an asteroid might strike Earth (OK, that’d be pretty bad), but there’d be no desert after eating the replanted beans, rice and other wholesome foods safely housed in the Doomsday Vault. Those outside the United States thinking they have nothing to fear from an Election Day apocalypse are oh-so-wrong on a global scale.
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